Hands Off My Bunsen Burner

September 23, 2024

Science and scientists: the nature of humor among those who study nature.  

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Creationism explained
Butterflies carrying a net, flying over a man wearing a pith helmet, carrying a butterfly net.
Feb. 22, 1946: Botanists create the first artificial flower.
Professor Ferrington and his controversial theory that dinosaurs were actually the discarded “chicken” bones of giant, alien picnickers.
“Don’t make any erratic movements, Miss Halloway. … Not only is the truculent nature of this species amply documented, but, as you can discern for yourself, the little suckers can really jump.”
Oh my God, Professor Higgins! Where’s my body? What have you done with my body? Aaaaaaaaaaaa! … / WAP! / Thanks… I needed that.
“And now, as you will observe, the male Bufo boreas begins his courtship display as the female responds to the vocal stimulus.”
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“But on the other hand, Feldman, having the biggest brain among us means that it is mere child’s play to subdue you with an ordinary headlock!”

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