The Far Side®
The Daily Dose
Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily
Sunday, March 29, 2026
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Comic Collections
Anthropomorphism
Defined as applying human traits to other animals. (As if they don’t have enough problems.)
Even Locals Don't Go There
It's not the destination, it's the journey. Sometimes, though, it's the mosquitoes.