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The Daily Dose

Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Monday, May 11, 2026

Okay, now listen up. Nobody gets in here without answering the following question: A train leaves Philadelphia at 1:00 p.m. It’s traveling 65 miles per hour. Another train leaves Denver at 4:00 … Say, you need some paper?
Math phobic’s nightmare
“One more thing, young man. You get my daughter home before sunrise—I don’t want you coming back here with a pile of dried bones!”
“Say … what’s a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?”
“Oh, Professor DeWitt! Have you seen Professor Weinberg’s time machine? … It’s digital!”
The conversation had been brisk and pleasant when, suddenly and simultaneously, everyone just got dog tired.

Comic Collections

the far side comic collections titled 'let’s start at the beginning' Let’s Start at the Beginning

Thag hit his head on a stalactite and Grog laughed; humor begins.

the far side comic collections titled 'history shmistory' History Shmistory

The Far Side delves into historic events, places, and famous dead people.