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Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Thursday, May 7, 2026

STUPID / I’M WITH STUPID
“There you go, Mrs. Eagen—you can clearly see both twins on the monitor.”
Lucky skunks. I hate this desk job.
“So then I says to Borg, ‘You know, as long as we’re under siege, one of us oughta moon these Saxon dogs.’”
“Hey! Jack and Paula! You made it! … Now, quickly: Keep one hand across your throat and put the other one confidently down on Bruno’s head—stupid dog’s going to get Agnes and me into a giant lawsuit one day.”
Hmmmmm … not bad, not bad at all … Well, now I guess I’d better make some things to eat you guys.
God creates the animals.

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