Holy Moly!

June 23, 2025

God, the devil, heaven, hell, angels, demons, and the meaning of it all. (Well, that last part, not so much.)

Peaches! I got niiiiiiice, fresh peaches! / Yo! Get your apricots right here! / Apples! Apples! Apples! You want 'em, I got 'em!
Saturday morning in the Garden
“For twelve perfect years I was a car-chaser. Pontiacs, Fords, Chryslers—I took ’em all on … and yesterday my stupid owner backs over me in the driveway.”
“I heard that, Simmons! I’m a wimp, am I? … Well, to heck with you—to heck with all of you!”
Moses as a kid
Now listen up! We’re going to do this alphabetically! / damn
My God! You've chosen the seven of CLUBS! … A superstition will begin among certain Asian cultures that your horn, when ground up into a fine powder, is the source of a powerful aphrodisiac and that belief will in turn cause a great demand which will give rise to a depraved, merciless group of professional killers who will hunt you down, cut off your horn, and leave your carcass for the buzzards! … You are DOOMED! DOOMED! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. / I want my $2.00 back. / Madame Carlotta
“Twelve sacrifices already this week. … Thank Goran it’s Friday!”
Okay, now listen up. Nobody gets in here without answering the following question: A train leaves Philadelphia at 1:00 p.m. It’s traveling 65 miles per hour. Another train leaves Denver at 4:00 … Say, you need some paper?
Math phobic’s nightmare

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