Ne’er-do-wells, Scallywags, and That Kid Across the Street

July 27, 2026

Dark characters meet dark humor.

“I asked you a question, buddy. … What’s the square root of 5,248?”
NO TRESPASSING / KEEP OUT
Mrs. MacIntyer smelled trouble. On one side of the fence was her fruit-laden apple tree; on the other was the neighborhood brat pack of Dennis the Menace, Eddie Haskell, and Damien II.
Arf arf arf arf arf ar a
Dog threat letters
You fools! This is only his tail!.. You’ve fallen for the oldest trick in the book!
Lizard thugs
PETS
“Okay, listen up! The cops are closing in on this place, so here’s our new hideout: 455 Elm Street. … Let’s all say it together about a hundred times so there’ll be no screw-ups.”
MOM
Tough spiders
It’s a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.
“Get ’em up there!”

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